metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

vanillucks:

7 words no one ever wants to read

vanillucks:

7 words no one ever wants to read

samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean