kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

jaclcfrost:

[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

does anybody know if drake is still alive
friend: hey wanna see something cool
me: yeah *looks in mirror*
disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

fuck the shut up

the-pietriarchy:

women in scifi alien species:

image

firstgaycat:

why is this real image

technicallyteenagedsherlock:

Who’s responsible for this?
Is Steve Carlsberg responsible for this?
Maybe a group of good citizens should go have a “chat” with Steve and find out why he’s been trying to share cokes, and with whom.

technicallyteenagedsherlock:

Who’s responsible for this?

Is Steve Carlsberg responsible for this?

Maybe a group of good citizens should go have a “chat” with Steve and find out why he’s been trying to share cokes, and with whom.